Food Puns for This Weekend's Academy Awards
With the help of the Talk community and some other friends, we've put together a menu of foods word-playing off the Academy Award categories. Yeah, some of them are pretty bad.
Films
- Frosted Flakes/Nixon
- Mr. Frosty/Nixon
- The Curious Case of Benjamin Mutton
- The Curious Case of Beignet Button
- Corndog (or Chili Dog, or just plain Hot Dog) Millionaire
- Grand Panino
- Flan Torino
- GuacaWall-E
- Revolutionary Rolls
- The Reader.. (uh, this one is too hard; ergo, should not win award)
- Milk (go crazy here)
Actors/Directors
- Kate Wing-lets
- Ann Hath-fillet
- Frank Lan-jello
- Gus Van Sant-wiches
- Marisa Tomei-to Soup
- Frieda Pinto Beans
- Amy Adams Apple
- Mickey Pork
- Brad Pitted Prunes
- Eggplant Parma-Sean Penn
Related: The Brooklyn Kitchen's Oscars Menu
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6 Comments:
Got MILK?
MILK mustache.
Milkshakes up San Francisco
dhorst at 8:19PM on 02/20/09
How about ?
Phillip Seafood Hoffman or Sean Penne Pasta
Forked: Just Another Flog
forkedtheflog at 8:37PM on 02/20/09
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button Mushroom. A mushroom is born dry and wrinkled and with a sprinkling of love and water hydrates into magnifigicance. But, all things come to an end. And in this end, as the mushroom transforms into a cremini from a portabella, I sautee him and then deglaze with a bit of red wine and wow, my husband now really appreciates the backwards life cycle ot the the mushrooms he likes on top of his steak.
dhorst at 12:05AM on 02/21/09
Are these high calorie foods? Beware of overweight. Take care.
lose weight in a week
firstgrip at 8:51AM on 02/21/09
The Reader is actually pretty easy/obvious: Alpha Bits!
beano at 1:02PM on 02/21/09
firstgrip--Can we block this fucking shill?
sailordave at 8:47PM on 02/21/09